Never Ask a Question You Don't Already Know the Answer to

"Steve", Logan and I went to an interview at a catholic school.  The usual meet and greet to make sure we aren't weird- no comments!  We were given a tour of the school and the usual rigmarole.  After the tour Logan went with the Sister for his Pre-K test.  He emerged a short while later and
"Steve" asked him about the test.  Logan told us he was asked about shapes, letters, colors and he was asked to draw a picture.  "Oh, what did you draw Logan?" "A picture of you."  (As he pointed to "Steve".)  "Really, what was I doing?"  "You were drinking a beer.".  The receptionist was at her desk and let out a loud snicker.  It was AWESOME!